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ivorycalifornia:

i told my mom i was gonna exercise and she laughed at me

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skullspeare:

blastortoise:

I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.

i like you

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— 29 minutes ago with 89933 notes

cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

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undrilled:

shrekjpeg:

me: goes to see someones blog

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me: actually u kno what nvm

 

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psych2go:

Give this a read and let me know your thoughts! Source

psych2go:

Give this a read and let me know your thoughts! Source

— 30 minutes ago with 450 notes

What’s your relationship with The Black Keys?

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— 31 minutes ago with 5379 notes

fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

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dragongirl007:

an-angel-with-nutella:

laughinmagician:

the-pietriarchy:

tumblr we are not fucking doing this right now take a day off

Tumblr.

GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE DOING.

Okay listen up! I don’t do this often, I understand that white people have a lot of privilege and I understand racism is a problem and I understand. I do. But shut the hell up. You can go on like that if you think that Robin Williams work never effected a person of a different race. Tell me little kids of every race never laughed at Flubber or Jumanji. Tell me that people of every color never thought or said that Genie was the funniest character in Aladdin. Tell me that no one of color was touched by his performance in Good Will Hunting or Dead Poets Society. If you can tell me that then you can go on about his death being white privilege. But you can’t tell me that so shut the hell up.

If you cannot respect the years he gave to touching lives and making people laugh with his talent than I can’t respect you. If you can’t respect his ability to make others laugh and make himself laugh and if you can’t respect him and his talent despite his race then you are the problem. Let me repeat that. If you cannot respect him because he just so happened to be white then you are part of the problem.

Shut up and take a day off Tumblr.

Put it into words better than I could. 
Seriously Tumblr social justice brats. Sit down and shut the fuck up. A great man, a wonderful comedian, and icon of my god damn childhood is dead today. I think its only right that one damn thing on this site remains untainted by bullshit please and thank you.

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PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 

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kissedthystones:


I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

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