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two days

Aren’t you guys proud of me?

I’m proud of me.

— 7 hours ago

peculiarbraindeer:

Anna knows what’s up. :)

(via pariism)

— 7 hours ago with 1679 notes
precumming:

happy 25th birthday to the game boy!

precumming:

happy 25th birthday to the game boy!

(Source: boymitchel, via hipstersonfiretonight)

— 7 hours ago with 247613 notes
"Cuddling releases oxytocin, known as the “feel good” hormone. It increases happiness levels and relieves stress."
— 7 hours ago with 1463 notes
bitchsass:

me during world war 3

bitchsass:

me during world war 3

(Source: unacclimated, via dutchster)

— 7 hours ago with 19030 notes
fiftyshadesofstyles:

i have never laughed so hard in my life

fiftyshadesofstyles:

i have never laughed so hard in my life

(via noonecanmagentalikeyou)

— 7 hours ago with 68376 notes

clusterducked:

basedheisenberg:

anarcho-fedoraism:

People like to say that “Just following orders” is the most dangerous words uttered throughout history, but I think “Because it’s the law” is a really close second 

"That’s just how things are"

"That’s how we’ve always done it"

(via noonecanmagentalikeyou)

— 7 hours ago with 902 notes

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

(Source: wars3, via cumfort)

— 7 hours ago with 221432 notes

5anddime:

ermahgerdkerfer:

Damn, this girl was prepared.

She learned from experience. That look on her face is one who found out all of Jack-Jack’s powers through trial by fire.

(via hipstersonfiretonight)

— 7 hours ago with 157664 notes

tyrannia:

HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are

(Source: vocaroo, via hipstersonfiretonight)

— 7 hours ago with 83487 notes
luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

(via noonecanmagentalikeyou)

— 7 hours ago with 219308 notes
kintsukuroi-silver:

the-nakedniall:

spoonwalking:

creepypiper:

hell yeah

Sounds good.

Im not plugging my charger into a woman

The last comment actually just killed me. 

kintsukuroi-silver:

the-nakedniall:

spoonwalking:

creepypiper:

hell yeah

Sounds good.

Im not plugging my charger into a woman

The last comment actually just killed me. 

(Source: scrket, via hipstersonfiretonight)

— 7 hours ago with 150680 notes